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Greeting Card Writer's Perspective
Crafting condolences without clichés
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I tried to get creative with a sympathy card, and I wrote, "May your memories bring you comfort, and may your Netflix password bring you distraction." I call it the condolences of the streaming era.
Funeral Caterer's Perspective
Balancing condolences with the art of catering
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Someone told me, "Your condolences must be as tasteful as your catering." I replied, "Yes, and just like our desserts, they come with a sprinkle of sympathy and a side of chocolate-dipped empathy.
Funeral Director's Perspective
Dealing with unconventional condolences
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Someone once told me, "Your job must be so easy; your clients never complain." I said, "Well, technically, they don't, but you'd be surprised at how many come back to haunt me with Yelp reviews.
Paranormal Investigator's Perspective
Offering condolences while sensing a ghostly presence
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A skeptic once told me, "I don't believe in ghosts or condolences." I said, "That's okay; the ghosts don't believe in your dance moves either. It's a mutual haunting.
Clumsy Pallbearer's Perspective
Navigating condolences with a history of clumsiness
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A friend told me, "You must be good at handling condolences." I said, "Well, if by handling condolences you mean not tripping over my words, then yes. If you mean not tripping over the deceased's aunt, not so much.
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