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I told my computer student friend a joke about algorithms. He said it had no logic.
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Why did the computer student break up with their keyboard? It just wasn't their type.
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I asked a computer student if they believe in Murphy's Law. They said, 'No, but I believe in Ctrl+Z.
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I told my computer student friend a joke about the internet. He didn't get it. I guess it was too far out of his bandwidth.
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I asked a computer student if they believe in love at first sight. They said they prefer love at first website.
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Why did the computer student stay up all night? They wanted to catch up on their zzz's.
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Why do computer students never go on vacation? They don't like to get too far from their cache.
Computer Students and Social Skills
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Computer students are amazing at coding, but when it comes to social skills, they treat it like a deprecated function. I asked one of them for a conversation and got a syntax error in response. Apparently, my small talk protocol wasn't up to their standards.
Computer Students and Passwords
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Computer students take passwords so seriously; they make Fort Knox look like a piggy bank. I asked one for their Wi-Fi password, and they handed me a 16-character alphanumeric code. I just wanted to connect, not launch a satellite.
Computer Students and the Language of Love
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I overheard two computer students talking about romance in their own language. One said, You had me at 'Hello, World!' That's sweet, but I tried it, and now I'm single. Maybe I should've gone for something less technical, like You had me at 'Let's order pizza.'
Dating Tips from Computer Students
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I asked a computer student for dating advice, and they told me to treat it like debugging code – keep trying until it works. Well, now I have three exes and a restraining order. Turns out, love doesn't have a compile button.
Computer Students' Idea of a Wild Night
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For computer students, a wild night means staying up past 2 a.m., fueled by caffeine and the adrenaline rush of fixing bugs. I tried to join their party once, but my idea of a bug was a mosquito, and they were not impressed with my debugging techniques.
Computer Students in a Horror Movie
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If computer students were in a horror movie, the ghost haunting them would probably be the ghost of Windows past. You'd hear eerie sounds like ding-dong and do-do-dong, and suddenly your computer starts updating at the worst possible moment.
Computer Students: The Wizards of Ctrl+Alt+Del
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You know you're in a room full of computer students when you hear them chanting Ctrl+Alt+Del like it's some ancient magical incantation. I tried it at home, and all it did was restart my microwave. Now I have perfectly reheated leftovers, but I still don't understand the spell.
Computer Students' Fitness Routine
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You can spot a computer student in the gym by the way they flex their fingers after a set. Forget dumbbells; their workout includes Ctrl, Shift, and a mouse-clicking marathon. I tried joining them, but my muscles were more accustomed to lifting pizza slices.
Computer Students and Human Emotions
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Computer students claim they understand human emotions because they deal with logical operations. I told one of them I was feeling blue, and they suggested I update my drivers. I appreciate the advice, but I think I need an emotional patch instead.
Computer Students' Idea of a Beach Vacation
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For computer students, a beach vacation involves coding with the soothing sound of waves in the background. Sandcastles? No thanks. They prefer building firewalls against the relentless waves of malware. SPF stands for Secure Programming Framework in their dictionary.
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