6 Jokes About Compromise

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Why did the computer go to couples therapy? It had too many unresolved issues with its motherboard!
I tried to compromise with my cat about getting off the kitchen counter. We settled on it moving to the dining table. Progress!
My dog and I had a compromise. I let him on the couch during the day, and he lets me have it at night. Fair trade!
I tried to compromise with my mirror. It insisted on reflecting my flaws instead of airbrushing them. Tough negotiator!
I compromised with my diet. I decided to eat a salad, but I put chocolate sauce on it. Healthy compromise, right?
I compromised with my GPS. It wanted me to make a U-turn, but I insisted on a U-slightly-confused.

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