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Why did the college freshman bring a map to campus? He wanted to navigate through his 'study-land'!
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What did the college freshman say when he couldn't find his backpack? 'I've lost my 'bag-ginity'!
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Why did the college freshman bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the college freshman major in gardening? He wanted to grow intellectually!
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Why do college freshmen make terrible detectives? They always lose track of their classes!
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Why did the college freshman bring a shovel to the lecture? He heard the professor was going to cover a lot of 'ground'!
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Why did the college freshman take a ladder to class? He wanted to go to the next level of education!
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Why did the college freshman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Lost and Confused
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I recently saw a group of freshmen studying a campus map like it was the Dead Sea Scrolls. I wanted to help, but I figured they should embrace the confusion—it's the only direction college points you anyway.
Dining Hall Dilemmas
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The dining hall is like a culinary adventure for freshmen. They're on a quest to figure out if mystery meat is a protein or a dare from the cafeteria staff. It's like playing Russian roulette with a salad bar.
Freshmen Follies
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You know, college freshmen are like toddlers on espresso. They're wide-eyed, full of energy, and you're just waiting for that inevitable meltdown in the middle of the cereal aisle.
Party Puzzles
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Freshmen at parties are like puzzle pieces trying to find their place. They're either in the corner nursing a soda or attempting to breakdance on the coffee table. It's a social experiment with a high potential for awkwardness.
Dormitory Drama
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Living in a dorm is a crash course in diplomacy for freshmen. It's all about navigating roommate disputes, deciding on pizza toppings, and mastering the delicate art of passive-aggressive sticky notes.
Classroom Capers
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Have you ever seen a freshman trying to find the right classroom on the first day? It's like watching a confused GPS—it keeps recalculating, and you can almost hear the internal voice saying, Make a U-turn when possible.
Textbook Terrors
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Freshmen buying textbooks is like investing in a pyramid scheme. You spend a fortune, only to find out later that half the books are just fancy paperweights. At least they double as workout equipment for the broke college student.
Exam Ecstasy
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Freshmen during exams are a spectacle. It's like watching a high-stakes poker game where the only bluffing strategy is staring at the ceiling hoping for divine intervention. Spoiler alert: Divine intervention rarely comes in the form of an A+.
Coffee Shop Conundrum
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You can always spot a freshman at the campus coffee shop. They approach the menu with the same confusion as someone trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics. Decaf, latte, macchiato—oh my, it's the caffeinated alphabet soup.
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