4 Jokes About Cold Calling

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Updated on: Mar 31 2025

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You ever get a voicemail from an unknown number, and it's like stepping into a mystery novel? "This is Agent Smith from the Bureau of Important Stuff. We need you to call us back urgently." First of all, Agent Smith, you can't fool me. I know you're calling from a
You ever answer a call, and there's that awkward pause? You're waiting for the other person to speak, and they're waiting for you. It's like a standoff in the Wild West, but instead of gunslingers, it's just two people staring at their phones.
I got a call the other day,
You ever try to avoid telemarketers like you're a secret agent trying to escape capture? It's like a game of cat and mouse, except you're the mouse, and the cat is trying to sell you a vacuum cleaner.
I've developed advanced evasion techniques. When I see an unknown number, I
You ever get those unsolicited calls, and you're just sitting there like, "Who let the phone ring? I didn't invite you to this party!" I mean, cold calling should be an Olympic sport because these folks have the audacity of a gymnast and the persistence of a marathon runner.
I

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