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Stand-Up Comedian
Cold calling comedy clubs for gigs
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I called a comedy club and said, "I'm a stand-up comedian, can I get a spot?" They replied, "Sure, we have an opening next decade." I didn't know they booked that far in advance.
Tech Support
Cold calling users for IT support
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I called a user and asked, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" They said, "Yeah, but my life is still stuck in the loading screen." Welcome to adulthood, buddy.
Job Interviewer
Cold calling candidates
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I tried spicing up the cold calls by pretending to be a telemarketer. "Congratulations! You've been pre-selected for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sit in a cubicle for eight hours a day.
Therapist
Cold calling clients for appointments
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I called a client during dinner, and they said, "Can I call you back? I'm trying to find the meaning of life in this pizza." I think I just became someone's emergency contact.
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