5 Jokes About Coats

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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The Confused Tourist

Trying to understand the concept of layering and winter coats
I asked someone for directions, and they told me to take a left at the big snow pile. How am I supposed to find anything when everything looks like a big snow pile?

The Person Who Hates Coats

Despising the necessity of wearing coats in cold weather
I have a theory that winter coats were invented by introverts who wanted a valid excuse not to leave their houses. "Sorry, I can't go out, I can't find my coat... or my will to live in this cold.

The Oversized Puffer Jacket Owner

Struggling with the sheer bulk of winter coats
Every time I take my coat off, I feel like I'm shedding a layer of my personality. It's like, "Hello, I'm the real me, not the Michelin Man you saw a minute ago.

The Fashionista

The struggle of looking fabulous in a bulky winter coat
Trying to look cool while taking off a coat is an art. It's like a striptease, but less sexy and more like watching someone wrestle with a fabric anaconda.

The Coat Check Attendant

Dealing with people who can't find their coats
The other day, someone accused me of stealing their coat. I told them, "Honey, I've seen a lot of coats tonight, and yours is not on the most-wanted list.

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