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The Overprotective Host
Stressing over guests not using coasters properly.
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My aunt visited, and she saw me without a coaster for my drink. She looked at me like I had committed a crime. She said, "Sweetie, we use coasters in this house. It's not a home without them." I'm waiting for her to start a coaster cult.
The Clumsy Drinker
Trying to use a coaster while having a shaky hand.
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I've realized my shaky hand is a blessing in disguise. It's like my drinks are on a roller coaster of their own, experiencing the thrill of gravity and the joy of the unknown landing spot.
The OCD Organizer
Trying to keep all coasters perfectly aligned.
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My mom has a coaster arrangement that's so symmetrical; I think she might have a future in coaster feng shui. She calls it "harmony with a touch of tea stain." I'm waiting for her to write a bestselling book: "The Life-Changing Magic of Coaster Organization.
The Minimalist
Dealing with too many coasters cluttering the table.
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My friend is a hardcore minimalist; he doesn't believe in coasters. He says, "If the table gets ruined, it adds character." I told him, "Well, if my table develops too much character, it's going to need therapy.
The Environmentalist
Balancing the need for coasters with the guilt of disposable ones.
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I overheard someone saying, "Save the planet, use coasters!" Now I'm just picturing a world where climate change is solved by strategically placing coasters everywhere. "Global warming? Nah, we've got coaster cooling.
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