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Clucking in the Kitchen
When you try to cook, but the chicken in the fridge is giving you judging looks.
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I tried to marinate the chicken, and I swear it gave me a disapproving cluck. I didn't know chickens could judge flavors. I felt like I was on a cooking show, and the secret ingredient was shame.
Clucking in Traffic
When your GPS insists on giving directions in chicken clucks during rush hour.
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Rush hour is bad enough, but add chicken clucks to the mix, and you've got a recipe for chaos. I missed my exit because I couldn't decipher if the GPS was telling me to take the next exit or join a chicken flash mob. Either way, I was clucked.
Clucking in the Dating Scene
When your date insists on ordering chicken at a fancy restaurant and then starts clucking to mimic chicken sounds.
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It's a fancy dinner, candles, soft music, and then your date starts clucking because the chicken arrived. I'm trying to enjoy my meal, and they're over there having a conversation in poultry. I just wanted a date, not a feathered friend with benefits.
Clucking at the Gym
When you're at the gym, and someone's workout playlist is filled with chicken clucking sounds.
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I thought the gym was a place to escape the noise of the outside world. Little did I know, I'd be doing lunges to the rhythmic clucking of a remix that could only be described as "Barnyard Beats." Now, every time I hear a chicken, I involuntarily start doing squats.
Clucking in the Workplace
When your boss insists on using chicken-themed metaphors in every office meeting.
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I walked into the office kitchen, and there's a memo saying, "Don't be a chicken, clean up after yourself." I'm just trying to make coffee, not participate in a workplace cluck-up. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the boring memo about the coffee machine maintenance.
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