7 Jokes For Cloth

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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I asked my shirt if it was feeling alright. It said it was just a little wrinkled!
I've never trusted stairs. They're always up to something!
I accidentally washed a tissue in my jeans. Now, I have money laundering charges!
What's a fabric's favorite fruit? Satin-avocado!
I tried to make a joke about fabric, but it didn't quite materialize!
I tried to sew my pants, but I just couldn't needle it!
Why did the thread go to school? It wanted to become a little knotty!

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