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Closing a speech is like saying goodbye to a good friend – you want to make it memorable, and you're secretly hoping for a sequel.
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I considered ending with a cliffhanger, but I didn't want anyone to leave the room shouting, 'What happens next?!
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Closing a speech is like pulling off a band-aid – you want it to be quick, painless, and leave a lasting impression.
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Closing a speech is like ending a relationship – you hope it's amicable, and no one is throwing tomatoes.
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I like to think of closing a speech like hitting the snooze button – it's a signal that it's time to wrap things up and move on to the next exciting adventure.
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They say a good speech is like a miniskirt – long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to keep it interesting. Time to wrap this one up!
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I thought about ending with a magic trick, but making my audience disappear felt a bit too Houdini for my taste.
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Closing a speech is like landing a plane – you want a smooth touchdown, not a crash and burn. So, buckle up, we're about to land!
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Closing a speech is like wrapping a present. You hope people are excited about what's inside, and you really hope they don't want to return it.
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I'm not saying my speeches are legendary, but I do have a standing ovation scheduled at the end of this one.
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Closing a speech is a lot like a good dessert – it should leave everyone wanting just a little more. And maybe craving chocolate.
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Closing a speech is a delicate art – like folding a fitted sheet. It looks easy until you try it, and then it's just a mess.
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Closing a speech is like finding the right emoji – you want it to be just the right amount of applause, not too much or too little.
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