7+ Best One Liners Jokes For clockwise

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I used to be a clockmaker, but I didn't have the time for it.

I once dated a clock repair person. Our relationship had too many 'ticks' and not enough 'tocks.

Clocks are like cats; they always seem to go in clockwise circles when you're not watching.

I thought about buying a new clock, but I realized it would be a waist of time.

I was late to the clockmaker's party. I guess I didn't make the second hand invite.

I tried to make a clock out of a belt, but it was a waist of time.

I told my clock a joke, but it didn't laugh. It just went ticked off.

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