5 Jokes For Climb

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 10 2024

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Climbing Etiquette

Unspoken rules and etiquette in climbing circles
I attempted to be polite by letting others go ahead of me. Little did I know, I'd be stuck behind a group discussing their favorite types of carabiners. Suddenly, my fear of heights was replaced by a fear of boredom.

Competitive Climbing

The competitiveness in climbing competitions
I joined a climbing competition and was determined to win. But then I saw a 5-year-old casually scaling the wall like a gecko. I realized my competition wasn't the other adults; it was the kindergarteners.

Fear of Heights

The fear of climbing high places
I decided to confront my fear of heights by taking up rock climbing. Turns out, my fear of spiders living on cliffs is even greater. I'm just hanging on the wall screaming, 'Please, no eight-legged surprises!'

Climbing Equipment Woes

Issues and challenges with climbing gear
I got myself a high-tech chalk bag. I felt like a secret agent with this espionage-level chalk. Shame it doesn't help my espionage-level climbing skills.

Climbing Stories

Exaggerated or unbelievable climbing stories
I climbed a cliff so high, when I got to the top, I was closer to the moon than the ground. I could've said hi to Neil Armstrong if I had cell service.

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