9 Jokes About Clay

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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I tried to teach my clay figure to dance, but it was too stiff. I guess it had two left hands!
Why did the clay go to therapy? It had too many emotional attachments!
I told my friend I was making a sculpture out of clay and sand. He said, 'That's gritty art!
What did one clay pot say to the other during an argument? 'You're just too fired up!
I asked my clay sculpture for relationship advice. It said, 'Just mold it over and let it grow on you!
I accidentally dropped my clay sculpture. Now it's a modern art piece – I call it 'Gravity's Embrace'!
I made a pot out of clay that looked so good, it was almost surreal. I guess you could say it was 'clay-sionary' art!
I tried to write a song about clay, but it ended up being too muddy. I guess I need to work on my 'clay-ric' skills!
Why did the clay break up with the potter? It felt like their relationship was getting too fired!

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