11 Jokes For Classified

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Feb 06 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I told my computer a secret, but now it's acting all encrypted and distant!
Why did the classified document apply for a job? It wanted a more open position!
I tried to write a joke about classified information, but it's so confidential even I don't get it!
Why did the classified document go to therapy? It had too many issues!
I told a top-secret joke once. Now it's classified as a weapon of mass hilarity!
Why did the confidential document join a band? It had a talent for keeping things under wraps!
Why don't classified documents ever make good friends? They can't stop keeping secrets!
Why did the confidential document enroll in a fitness class? It wanted to stay well-toned!
What's a spy's favorite type of music? Anything on the undercover charts!
Why did the spy break up with their calculator? It couldn't keep its secrets!
Why do spies love gardening? Because they have a natural talent for planting classified information!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Feb 25 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today