9 Civic Meeting Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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Why did the mayor bring a ladder to the meeting? To reach new heights in governance!
Why did the town council install a swimming pool at the meeting place? They wanted to dive into deeper discussions!
Why did the politician bring string to the meeting? He wanted to pull some strings and tie up loose ends!
What did the civic meeting achieve? A round of applause and a square deal!
Why did the mayor bring a map to the meeting? To navigate through all the convoluted discussions!
Why did the city council switch the meeting room to a gym? Because they wanted to work out their civic issues!
Why did the meeting about solar power last so long? They couldn't wrap their heads around the concept of a 'bright' idea!
Why did the town hall meeting always start late? Because they couldn't reach a quorum – it was always one vote short!
Why did the local council have a pet hamster during meetings? Because it loved running in a wheel and going nowhere, just like the discussions!

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