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Speaking of the toys inside Christmas bon bons, has anyone ever actually used those? I got a tiny plastic magnifying glass once. I thought, "Great, now I can magnify how disappointed I am with this gift.
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I got a Christmas bon bon with a joke that was so bad, even Siri couldn't come up with a witty response when I asked her to explain it. I think the punchline was lost in translation from the North Pole.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of opening a Christmas bon bon is not the toy or the joke, but the fleeting hope that there might be a voucher for free coffee inside. Imagine the disappointment when it's just another mini puzzle or a whistle that could summon dolphins in a bathtub.
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Have you ever noticed how opening a Christmas bon bon is like a miniature emotional roller coaster? First, there's the anticipation as you grab the ends and pull. Then, the explosion happens, and you're either left with a tiny plastic toy or a bad joke. It's like a surprise party organized by a dad joke enthusiast.
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Opening a Christmas bon bon is like playing a game of chance. Will it be a clever joke that brings a smile to your face, or will it be so cringe-worthy that you consider returning all your presents just to balance out the disappointment? It's a holiday gamble, my friends.
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You ever get a Christmas bon bon joke so bad that it makes you question your life choices? Like, "Why did I subject myself to this groan-worthy punchline?" It's like voluntarily attending a comedy show where the comedian exclusively tells dad jokes for an hour.
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Christmas bon bons are the only place where you'll find a joke that could be both a conversation starter and ender. "Why did the snowman take a scarf to the beach?" I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to continue this discussion.
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Ever notice how Christmas bon bon jokes are like dad jokes' distant, less funny relatives? It's as if they took all the rejected dad jokes and thought, "Let's stuff these in holiday crackers. Maybe people will be too hopped up on eggnog to notice.
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I love how every Christmas bon bon joke seems to be written by the same person who's been recycling material since the '80s. It's like they have a secret society of cheesy joke writers, and they only emerge during the holiday season. "Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It wanted a trim-ming!
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