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Self-checkout machines at the grocery store are like that friend who's always optimistic: "Please place item in the bagging area." Yeah, I know! I'm trying!
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Why is it that the emergency broadcast test on TV is always at maximum volume? It's like the TV's having a heart attack to get our attention.
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Have you noticed how some people treat their phone battery like it's the last cookie in the jar? They're on 1% but somehow manage to stretch it for hours like it's a survival challenge.
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You ever accidentally wave back at someone who's waving at the person behind you? It's the most awkward improv moment of your life. "Yes, and... sorry, wrong scene!
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You ever notice how we all have that one friend who gives directions like they're conducting a symphony? "Take a left, then a right, and boom , you're there!" I'm like, "Where, in Narnia?
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People who talk on speakerphone in public places... they're like walking reality shows. I'm just waiting for the commercial break!
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Isn't it weird how we trust restaurant waiters with our food orders, but when they ask if we want tap or sparkling water, suddenly it feels like a high-stakes decision?
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Why is it that the most important ideas come to us in the shower? It's like our brain's creativity switch is hidden behind the shampoo bottle.
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We all have that one drawer at home that's a Bermuda Triangle for miscellaneous items. Keys, batteries, a single sock... it's the land of lost things.
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