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The Negotiator
Trying to negotiate out of chores
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I told my parents I read an article about the benefits of letting dust accumulate – apparently, it creates a protective shield against evil spirits. Now the house is haunted, but at least the chores are on hold.
The Procrastinator
Delaying chores until the last possible moment
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My mom said I should make my bed every morning for good luck. I told her I'm saving all my luck for when I really need it, like winning the lottery. So far, no luck.
The Choreography Enthusiast
Confusing chores with dance moves
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My mom asked me to mow the lawn, so I put on a leotard and started doing interpretive dance with the lawnmower. Now the neighbors think our yard is an avant-garde performance space.
The Overenthusiastic Cleaner
Obsessively cleaning everything
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I've taken the phrase "dusting off the past" literally. I found my high school yearbook under the bed, next to Atlantis and the Ark of the Covenant.
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