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The Tech Support for a Chinese Language Learning App
Dealing with users who think every 'ching' means something profound in Chinese.
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We had a user complain that our app lacks emotional depth because there's no 'ching' for sadness. I suggested they try a dating app instead of a language app.
The Sound Engineer at a Martial Arts Movie Studio
Balancing intense martial arts scenes with the appropriate "ching" sounds.
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My boss asked me to make the sword fights more dramatic. I said, "How about we add a touch of romance?" Now, every time they clash swords, you hear a subtle 'ching' and a whispered, "I love you.
The Cashier at a Chinese Restaurant
Dealing with the constant "ching" sound in the restaurant.
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The hardest part of my job is keeping a straight face when someone asks, "Can I get the 'ching' without the 'chong'?" Sure, let me just pull out my 'ching' filter.
The Stand-Up Comedian
Crafting jokes that involve "ching" without offending anyone.
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I asked a Chinese friend if they find the 'ching' stereotype offensive. They said, "No, but your attempt at using chopsticks is." Touche, my friend, touche.
The Doorbell Designer
Designing a doorbell that doesn't sound like "ching" but still rings clearly.
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I designed a doorbell for a yoga studio once. I asked, "Do you want it to be Zen-like?" They said, "No 'ching,' more 'om.'" So now, if you ring it, it goes, "Ommmm... and please sign in for the class.
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