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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the child bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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I asked my daughter if she wanted a cat for her birthday. She said, 'No, I want a purr-sonal trainer!
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Why did the child bring a broom to school? To sweep the teacher off her feet!
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Kids these days are like tiny tornadoes with sticky fingers and endless questions! I swear, trying to keep up with them is like herding caffeinated kittens through a maze of Legos!
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Parenting is basically a crash course in crisis management. From inexplicable meltdowns over the wrong color cup to negotiating peace treaties between siblings fighting over a cardboard box, it's a constant battlefield where love conquers chaos…most of the time!
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Riddle me this: Why do kids have an uncanny ability to locate the loudest toy in a toy store and activate it on a loop until your ears start plotting revenge?
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Children have this amazing talent for turning a simple trip to the grocery store into an Olympic-level event. Dodging tantrums, navigating through cereal negotiations, and sprinting to the checkout line with a cart full of unexpected snacks? It's the ultimate marathon!
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Kids' logic is a whole different dimension. To them, socks are optional but wearing a superhero cape to breakfast is mandatory. It's like living with tiny rebels who enforce a 'no peas, only pudding' policy!
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I discovered that bedtime stories have an unexpected side effect. They're like a magic spell that turns hyperactive whirlwinds into tranquil little angels—until it's time to brush their teeth. Then, it's like wrestling an octopus in a bubble bath!
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Trying to decipher a child's art is an adventure in itself. Is it a horse or an alien? An abstract masterpiece or a finger-painted secret code? I'm just hoping that crayon on the wall wasn't an attempt at modern art!
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Parenting tip: If you ever need a lesson in negotiation skills, try convincing a toddler to share their favorite toy. It's like brokering a peace deal between rival nations, except the stakes are higher because it's about a teddy bear!
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Ever tried negotiating with a child over vegetables? It's like hosting a high-stakes summit between broccoli and a stubborn dictator! I'm just waiting for the day when peas declare war on mashed potatoes!
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