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I went to a party and tried to make a cheeky entrance. You know, a little strut, a wink, the whole nine yards. But I tripped over the welcome mat. Nothing says "smooth operator" like a cheeky stumble.
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I tried to be cheeky at the grocery store by using the express checkout lane with 11 items instead of 10. Let's just say the cashier wasn't amused. Note to self: cheekiness doesn't always pay off.
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Speaking of cheeky, why is it that whenever a toddler does something mischievous, we call it "cheeky" but when an adult does it, we label them as "immature"? Double standards much?
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You know those cheeky fortune cookies that give you a prediction like, "You will find happiness in the next hour"? I opened one and it said, "You will eat another cookie." Well played, universe, well played.
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Why is it that when you try to take a sneaky nap at work, someone always has to come along with their cheeky comment like, "Sleeping on the job, are we?" No, Dave, I'm just practicing for the next Olympics in power napping.
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Ever notice how cats have this cheeky way of knocking things off tables? It's like they're saying, "Hey, remember who's really in charge here." Yeah, Mr. Whiskers, we got the memo.
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You know what's cheeky? When someone borrows your pen and then 'forgets' to return it. Oh sure, Karen, you "forgot." I see how it is. Next time, bring your own cheeky pen.
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You ever notice how when someone says they're being "cheeky," it's like a free pass to get away with mischief? "Oh, it's just a cheeky little joke," they say. Next thing you know, they've replaced all the sugar in your pantry with salt. Thanks, cheeky!
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I tried to be cheeky and set my alarm clock five minutes ahead to trick myself into waking up earlier. Joke's on me; I hit snooze for those precious "extra" five minutes. Cheekiness level: expertly foiled.
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