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I told myself I should have a cheat day. My inner voice replied, 'You mean a treat-yourself-like-you're-on-a-game-show day?' It's all about the presentation!
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Cheat day philosophy: Calories don't count if you eat them with friends. It's called the 'social snack loophole'!
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Cheat day motto: Eat first, ask questions about calories later. It's the rebel yell of the snack revolution!
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Cheat day advice: If you're going to break the rules, at least do it with style. I call it 'culinary rebellion'!
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Cheat day tip: If you close your eyes while eating, the calories can't find you. It's like diet hide-and-seek!
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I don't always have a cheat day, but when I do, I make sure to call it a 'treat yo'self' day. It just sounds more official, you know?
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Cheat day rule: If you eat a cookie with your salad, it cancels out the calories. It's called the 'dessert-fense mechanism'!
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