4 Jokes For Chant

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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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I recently joined a gym, and I've noticed people have this habit of chanting motivational phrases while lifting weights. You know, like, "One more rep, one more rep." I tried it, but it didn't have the same effect. I was lifting a dumbbell, going, "Pizza, pizza, pizza." Turns out, it's
You ever notice how people in yoga class act like they're on some secret mission to summon inner peace? I went to a yoga class the other day, and everyone was doing this synchronized chanting. I thought I accidentally stumbled into a cult meeting. They were all going, "Om, om,
You ever notice how people whisper during important moments? Like, if you're in a library or a movie theater, everyone suddenly starts whispering like they're sharing state secrets. But the moment you ask them for directions on the street, they turn into chanters.
"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me
You know what's weird? Traffic jams. But you know what's even weirder? People chanting in their cars during traffic jams. I was stuck in traffic the other day, and the guy in the car next to me was just chanting away. I rolled down my window and asked, "Dude, what

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