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What did the caviar do when it won an award? It gave a little fishy speech!
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Why was the caviar a great mathematician? It knew how to count its eggs-actly!
Caviar: The Currency of Seagulls
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Caviar is expensive, but have you seen seagulls? They're living their best life, feasting on what's basically the ocean's version of a jackpot. They don't worry about price tags; they just aim for the expensive brunches!
Caviar, the Fishy Lottery
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Eating caviar is like participating in a high-stakes lottery. You take a spoonful, close your eyes, and hope that this salty explosion is worth more than your week's paycheck. Spoiler alert: it's usually not.
Caviar: The Secret Ingredient
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You know those cooking shows where chefs add caviar for that extra special touch? Yeah, that's the culinary equivalent of sprinkling diamonds on your spaghetti. Suddenly, it's fancy, but you're still eating pasta.
Fish Egg Fiasco
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Caviar is fancy fish eggs, right? So basically, someone out there went, Let's charge a fortune for what's essentially seafood's version of bubble wrap. It's expensive, addictive, and leaves you wondering why you're enjoying popping tiny fish spheres.
Caviar Roulette
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You ever order caviar at a restaurant and then nervously ask, Is this the kind that's worth a month's rent or the one that just costs my firstborn? It's like playing Russian Roulette, but with your bank account.
Caviar: The Ocean's Lottery Ticket
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Caviar is basically the ocean's lottery ticket. You dip your spoon in and hope for the best, hoping that those little fish eggs are secretly made of gold. It's the ultimate game of chance, with your taste buds as the high roller!
Caviar Conundrum
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You know, I tried caviar for the first time the other day. It's like my wallet took one bite and then went on a hunger strike. I've never seen money disappear so fast since I discovered online shopping.
Caviar: The High Society Snack
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Caviar is that one food that makes you feel fancy, sophisticated, and broke simultaneously. It's like eating a tablespoon of arrogance sprinkled with a side of, I can't afford this lifestyle, but I'm pretending I can.
Caviar: Fishy Status Symbol
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Eating caviar is like carrying around a tiny jar of snobbiness. It's not just a snack; it's a statement. Look at me, I'm eating fish eggs! You know, because regular eggs are too mainstream.
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