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The Annoyed Carton of Milk
Constantly being pushed to the back of the fridge
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I tried joining a support group for overlooked fridge items. You know, me, the ketchup bottle, and that jar of pickles. We called ourselves "The Back of the Fridge Club." Our motto? "Out of sight, out of mind, but not out of expiration.
The Melodramatic Cookie Box
Constantly fearing the inevitable crumble
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I told the cookies, "Guys, you need to toughen up. Life is tough, but you don't have to be brittle." They just stared at me. Maybe they're onto something. Maybe I'm the one who's about to crumble.
The Clueless Cereal Box
Not knowing what happens after the shelf
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I tried giving advice to the other boxes about life beyond the shelf, but they just stared at me like I was the crazy one. They're probably right. I'm the cereal box philosopher, lost in a world of oats and flakes.
The Overachieving Egg Carton
Being constantly compared to the other eggs
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I thought I was cracking up until I realized it's just the pressure of being an overachieving egg. Every time someone picks up the carton, I'm there like, "Judge me by my yolk, not my shell!
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