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Ever notice how your car's trunk becomes a mobile storage unit for things you don't want in the house? "Oh, those old magazines and the broken blender? Just throw them in the trunk; they'll be fine there.
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You know you're an adult when the excitement of having a spacious trunk outweighs the thrill of driving a sports car. "Yeah, the speed is cool, but have you seen how much I can fit in the back of this thing? Grocery shopping in one trip!
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I was cleaning out my car the other day and found a sock in the cargo space. I have no idea how it got there, but now it's become the mascot of my trunk. "Meet Terry, the adventurous sock who decided to take a road trip.
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I have a love-hate relationship with my trunk. It's like a game show every time I open it. "Will it be the forgotten umbrella or the sports equipment I swore I'd use regularly?
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You ever notice how when you open the trunk of your car, it's like a surprise package you forgot you ordered? "Oh, there's my gym bag! I thought I lost that along with my motivation to use it.
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You ever realize how the cleanliness of your car's cargo space reflects your life? "If my trunk is organized, I've got it together. If it looks like a tornado hit, well, I'm probably avoiding adult responsibilities.
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I've realized that the size of a person's trunk is directly linked to their confidence in parallel parking. "Oh, you need me to squeeze into that tiny spot? No problem, watch this magic trick.
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My dream car is one with a trunk so big you could host a family picnic back there. "Why go to the park when you can just pop open the trunk and have a tailgate party?!
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My car's trunk is like a black hole for shopping bags. I swear, I buy one thing and suddenly, it's a game of Tetris back there. "Okay, grocery bags, you go on the left, and you, impulse-buy snacks, find a cozy spot on the right.
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