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I got a parking ticket, and the officer said, 'You can't just leave your car's 'carcass' here!' I replied, 'Well, it's not going anywhere – it's 'auto-matic'!
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What did the old car say to the young car? 'You're driving me to my 'carcass' too fast!
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My car is like a relationship – sometimes it stalls, but I'm determined to 'revive' the romance!
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I told my friend I bought a new car with a deer on the hood. He asked, 'Oh, like a logo?' I said, 'No, more like a venison ornament!
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I asked the car salesman if the vehicle came with a warranty. He said, 'Of course, it's a 'carcass' warranty – it lasts until it starts 'de-com-posing'!
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I saw a road sign that said 'Carcass Crossing.' I slowed down, but the animals were just waiting for a 'dead-end' party!
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