5 Jokes For Capacitor

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 09 2025

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The Electrician's Perspective

Dealing with capacitors that shock more than just your tools.
I asked a capacitor for some relationship advice. It said, "I'm good at storing energy, not emotions. Try a therapist, human.

The Paranoid Homeowner

Living in fear that your household appliances are secretly plotting against you.
My fridge is on a diet, I swear. It's playing hard to get with the food. I open it, and it's like, "You think you're getting a snack? Think again, buddy.

The Forgetful Engineer

Constantly forgetting where you placed your capacitors, leading to unexpected and shocking discoveries.
My brain is like a capacitor – it stores information temporarily. The problem is, it also randomly discharges when I least expect it. That's why I keep shocking myself with trivia.

The Sci-Fi Enthusiast

Believing that capacitors are actually tiny spaceships trying to communicate with us.
If capacitors could talk, I bet they'd have the best sci-fi stories. "So, there I was, charging up this spaceship, when suddenly, the human tried to use me in a time machine. Rookie move.

The Stand-Up Philosopher

Contemplating the deep existential questions posed by capacitors.
I had a deep conversation with a capacitor about the nature of existence. It said, "I've been contemplating the resistance of life and the capacitance of time. Also, I'm really good at storing energy. Deep stuff, right?

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