8 Jokes For Cap

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Updated on: Aug 29 2024

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I asked my cap for fashion advice, but it was too busy trying to keep a lid on things!
I told my cap a secret, but it didn't keep it under wraps. It's a leaky cap!
I accidentally wore my baseball cap to the opera. People were glaring, but at least I got a standing ovation from the ushers!
Why did the soda bottle refuse to give its cap back? Because it wanted to keep things bottled up!
Why don't hats ever get lonely? Because they always have a cap for company!
I bought a new cap for my bottle, but now it's refusing to screw on. I think it's suffering from cap-tight syndrome!
Why was the cap upset? It felt like it was under a lot of pressure!
Why did the pen cap get a promotion? Because it knew how to keep things capped off!

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