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What did the cannon say to the pencil? 'You've got the write stuff, but I've got the firepower!
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Why did the cannon become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a blast on stage!
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I tried to make a joke about cannons, but it shot over everyone's heads. I guess it was too 'ballistic'!
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What did the enthusiastic cannon say to its friend? 'I'm really 'fired' up for today!
The Cannon Conundrum
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You ever notice how owning a cannon makes you simultaneously the coolest and the most awkward person in the neighborhood? Like, Hey, here's my cannon! Wanna come over and shoot... at nothing, really?
Cannon Cartoons
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I've been binge-watching old cartoons lately. Ever notice how every time there's a cannon involved, it never ends well? It's like they're saying, Kids, remember, cannons are only good for creating chaos!
Cannonball Economics
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Have you seen the prices for antique cannons these days? I'm pretty sure they're more expensive than a semester at some colleges. Who knew firing historical artillery could be so financially demanding?
Cannonball Catastrophe
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I saw this guy at a party who claimed he had a cannon for sale. I was intrigued until I found out he meant a literal cannon, not the camera model. Can you imagine me trying to take holiday photos with that?
Cannon: A Love Story
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My neighbor is obsessed with historical reenactments. Last week, he got a cannon and set it off in his backyard. I've never seen a man more in love with loud noises and the smell of gunpowder.
Cannon Couture
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Imagine a fashion show, but instead of models strutting down the runway, it's people awkwardly carrying cannons. The new trend: cannon-chic couture. It's the ultimate accessory for making an entrance... or a quick exit.
Cannon Commotion
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Ever notice how everyone becomes a history buff when there's a cannon involved? Suddenly, my friends are discussing the intricacies of 18th-century warfare while struggling to assemble IKEA furniture.
Cannon Cuisine
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I went to a themed restaurant the other day that had a cannon as part of the decor. I thought it was for ambiance until they asked if I wanted my steak cannon-fired. Let's just say, medium-rare turned into well-done real quick.
Cannon Counseling
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I heard they started offering therapy for people who own cannons. It's called BLAST – Better Living with Artillery, Stress, and Therapy. Because nothing says relaxation like owning a weapon from the past, right?
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