17 Jokes For Cannon

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Updated on: Jun 25 2025

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What did the cannon say to the pencil? 'You've got the write stuff, but I've got the firepower!
Why did the cannon become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a blast on stage!
What do you call a cannon that's also a musician? A boombox!
What do you call a polite cannon? A 'cannon-dear'!
I tried to make a joke about cannons, but it shot over everyone's heads. I guess it was too 'ballistic'!
What did the enthusiastic cannon say to its friend? 'I'm really 'fired' up for today!
Why did the cannon break up with the rifle? It needed more space!

The Cannon Conundrum

You ever notice how owning a cannon makes you simultaneously the coolest and the most awkward person in the neighborhood? Like, Hey, here's my cannon! Wanna come over and shoot... at nothing, really?

Cannon Cartoons

I've been binge-watching old cartoons lately. Ever notice how every time there's a cannon involved, it never ends well? It's like they're saying, Kids, remember, cannons are only good for creating chaos!

Cannonball Economics

Have you seen the prices for antique cannons these days? I'm pretty sure they're more expensive than a semester at some colleges. Who knew firing historical artillery could be so financially demanding?

Cannonball Catastrophe

I saw this guy at a party who claimed he had a cannon for sale. I was intrigued until I found out he meant a literal cannon, not the camera model. Can you imagine me trying to take holiday photos with that?

Cannon: A Love Story

My neighbor is obsessed with historical reenactments. Last week, he got a cannon and set it off in his backyard. I've never seen a man more in love with loud noises and the smell of gunpowder.

Cannon Couture

Imagine a fashion show, but instead of models strutting down the runway, it's people awkwardly carrying cannons. The new trend: cannon-chic couture. It's the ultimate accessory for making an entrance... or a quick exit.

Cannon Commotion

Ever notice how everyone becomes a history buff when there's a cannon involved? Suddenly, my friends are discussing the intricacies of 18th-century warfare while struggling to assemble IKEA furniture.

Cannon Cuisine

I went to a themed restaurant the other day that had a cannon as part of the decor. I thought it was for ambiance until they asked if I wanted my steak cannon-fired. Let's just say, medium-rare turned into well-done real quick.

Cannon Counseling

I heard they started offering therapy for people who own cannons. It's called BLAST – Better Living with Artillery, Stress, and Therapy. Because nothing says relaxation like owning a weapon from the past, right?

Cannon Confusion

My uncle recently inherited an antique cannon. He's treating it like it's a family heirloom. Meanwhile, the rest of us are debating whether it's a conversation starter or a reason to move out of state.

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