5 Jokes About Burn Victims

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 21 2025

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Detective

Investigating a case involving a mysterious fire.
I solved the arson case at the bakery. Turns out, it was the gingerbread man – he wanted to be a little more than well-done!

Firefighter

Trying to extinguish a fire but accidentally setting someone ablaze.
You know you're a firefighter when you go to a campfire, and everyone expects you to put it out with a hose, not roast marshmallows.

Magician

A magic trick gone wrong involving fire.
My magic career went up in smoke after I tried to pull a rabbit out of a flaming hat. Turns out, rabbits aren't fireproof.

Astronaut

Dealing with the challenge of fire in zero gravity.
After a small fire on the spaceship, I now understand why they call it "space-age technology" – because it's too expensive to burn.

Chef

Accidentally creating a dish that's too spicy.
I made a curry so spicy, even the smoke alarm was sweating. It's the only dish that comes with its own fire extinguisher.

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