4 Jokes For Bullfight

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Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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You ever hear about bullfighting? Yeah, they call it a sport, but I call it a bovine battle with questionable rules. I mean, who came up with the idea that facing off against a raging bull was a good way to spend an afternoon? I imagine some guy sitting in
You know, if I were a matador, I'd be constantly worried about workplace safety. I can imagine the employee handbook: "Rule number one: Always check your cape for loose sequins before entering the ring. We don't want any unnecessary glitter explosions during the fight."
And what about bull insurance? Is
I was watching a bullfight the other day, and they had these commentators trying to make it sound like a strategic battle. "Oh, look at the finesse in that cape twirl! The matador is a master tactician!" Really? It looks more like a dance-off with a side of danger.
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Have you ever noticed the outfits those bullfighters wear? I mean, I get it, it's a traditional thing, but come on! Tight pants, flamboyant jackets, and a hat that looks like it belongs at a royal wedding, not a wrestling match with a bull.
I bet they have a secret

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