7+ Best One Liners Jokes For bullets

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I used to be afraid of commitment, but then I got a job at the bakery. Now, I'm in loaf!

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me job listings for Kit-Kat factories!

I asked my friend how he lost his job at the ammunition factory. He said he got fired!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a bulletproof vest!

I bought a thesaurus but found all the pages were blank. It was a bullet-point version!

My friend bet me $100 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!

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