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Why did the bull apply for a job in a china shop? It wanted to be a 'bull' in a china shop!
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Why did the bull bring a suitcase to the pasture? It wanted to pack a 'moo'-ving experience!
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Why did the bull bring a pencil to the rodeo? Because it wanted to draw attention!
The Bull and the Matador's Yelp Review
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I read a fascinating review the other day from a bull who survived a bullfight. He said, One star – would not recommend. The matador needs to work on his communication skills. I was just trying to salsa dance, and he thought I wanted a sword fight!
The Bull's Book Club
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I heard bulls have a book club. Their favorite book? The Running of the Bulls for Dummies. Apparently, it's a page-turner. I wouldn't know; I'm more into audiobooks. Less running involved.
Bull's Stand-Up Comedy Night
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Did you know bulls have their own stand-up comedy night? Yeah, it's called Moo-haha. I tried attending once, but the jokes were all about farmers and pasture life. I was like, Can we get some urban humor in here? I don't even have a pasture, just a tiny apartment!
Bull Yoga
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I signed up for a bull yoga class. It's all about finding your inner peace, but the instructor kept saying, Embrace your horns! I ended up stuck in a downward bull position for an hour. Who knew enlightenment was so uncomfortable?
Bull in a China Shop 2.0
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Have you ever heard the phrase like a bull in a china shop? Well, imagine if that bull had a GPS and was trying to navigate the shop with precise movements. It's like, I'm not clumsy, I'm just embracing modern technology in my quest for fine china!
Bull's Self-Help Seminar
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I attended a self-help seminar hosted by a bull. His advice for a happier life? Charge at your problems head-on, and if that doesn't work, just chew some cud and relax. It's a moo-tivational experience!
Bull's Online Dating Profile
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I saw a bull on a dating app the other day. His bio said, Looking for someone who appreciates a good charge and enjoys long walks in the pasture. Swipe left if you're not into strong, independent bulls. I swiped right – figured he'd be good for home security.
The Bull's Complaint
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You know, I was talking to a bull the other day, and he told me he's tired of being a symbol of strength. He's like, Do you know how heavy those dumbbells are? I'm not hitting the gym, I'm just trying to graze in peace!
The Bull's Investment Strategy
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I met a financially savvy bull recently. He told me his investment strategy is simple: Buy low, sell high, and never put all your hay in one barn. I guess that's why he's the Warren Buffett of the pasture.
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