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I read that some bronies have My Little Pony tattoos. Now, that's dedication. Can you imagine the conversation at the tattoo parlor? "I want a magical pony on my arm." The tattoo artist responds, "Okay, let's make sure this one has a touch of rebellion.
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I found out that some bronies create their own My Little Pony characters. I mean, talk about personalized fanfiction. I'm just waiting for the day someone asks me, "Hey, which pony character are you?" I'll proudly say, "The one who pays taxes and has a mortgage.
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You know, I recently learned about a subculture called "bronies." Yeah, grown men who are huge fans of My Little Pony. Now, call me old-fashioned, but I thought the only grown men excited about ponies were at the racetrack, not hosting watch parties for animated ones.
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So, I was thinking about this whole brony thing. Imagine if they started a support group for it. "Hi, my name is Dave, and I'm a brony." The room echoes, "Hi, Dave!" It's like they're recovering from a colorful addiction or something.
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Bronies have their own lingo, and it's like entering a magical realm of linguistic wonder. I overheard a conversation about a "ponysona." I was intrigued until I realized it wasn't some exotic dish but their self-created pony persona. I guess we all need a little fantasy in our lives.
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I asked a brony what the appeal was, and they said, "It's about the lessons of friendship and kindness." I get it; we could all use a bit more friendship and kindness. But personally, I prefer learning those lessons without the colorful mane and tail.
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You know, being a brony is a commitment. It's not just about watching the show; it's a lifestyle. I'm still trying to figure out how they explain their My Little Pony collection when someone unexpectedly drops by their house. "Oh, those? They're for my niece. Yeah, I'm just holding onto them for her.
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Have you heard about bronies trying to blend in with society? Yeah, they're like chameleons in a toy store, trying not to reveal their true identity. "No, officer, I'm not loitering in the toy aisle; I'm conducting a friendship experiment.
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I was at a party, and someone brought up bronies. It got me thinking – imagine a brony dating app. Instead of swiping left or right, you'd be swiping between rainbow-colored ponies. "Sorry, not into pegasi; I'm more of an earth pony kind of person.
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