7 Jokes For Broken Bone

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I told my friend I broke my arm in two places. He said, 'Stop going to those places!
Why was the skeleton always calm when it broke a bone? It didn’t have any nerves!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired to balance after breaking its spoke!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
I told my friend I broke my finger in five places. He asked, 'What were you doing in five places?
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the party? He had no body to go with!
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones!

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