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You know you're an adult when you start appreciating the durability of a good brick. When you're younger, it's all about the shiny toys and gadgets, but as you get older, you're like, "Now that's a brick I can build a future on!
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Bricks have the best poker face in the game. You can't tell if they're holding up a mansion or a garden wall; they just sit there, stoic, like they've seen it all.
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I was at a construction site the other day, and the guy said, "I'm feeling bricky!" I thought he meant he was ready to work, but nope, turns out he was just craving a sandwich from that food truck down the road.
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You ever think about how bricks are like the unsung heroes of the building world? We're all oohing and aahing at the fancy glass windows and sleek designs, but without bricks, we'd just be living in a Jenga tower waiting to collapse.
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Speaking of bricks, have you ever tried to carry a stack of them? It's like nature's own obstacle course. Every step you take feels like you're auditioning for a balancing act on a reality TV show.
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I tried to impress someone once by saying I knew all about bricks. They asked me to elaborate, and all I could come up with was, "Well, they're... brick-shaped?" Needless to say, I didn't win any trivia contests that day.
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You ever notice how we trust bricks to hold up our homes, but if one is out of place on a sidewalk, suddenly it's a tripping hazard worthy of caution tape and a "watch your step" sign?
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You ever notice how the term "bricky" sounds like a rejected superhero name? "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Nah, it's just Bricky, here to lay some bricks!
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Bricks are like the introverts of the construction world. They don't seek attention, they just do their job, quietly supporting everyone else while hoping nobody notices they're not as flashy as a steel beam.
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