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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Saturday night is mixing two different kinds of cereals. I call it "living on the edge" or, as my mom calls it, "wasting food.
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I tried a new cereal the other day that claimed to be "part of a balanced breakfast." Well, I don't know what kind of breakfast they're having, but mine usually involves me running late and forgetting to put on matching socks.
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I recently switched to a cereal with added antioxidants. I figure if my body is a temple, I might as well fortify it with some crunchy, slightly sweet bricks.
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You know, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, apparently, my breakfast cereal takes that responsibility very seriously because every time I pour a bowl, it stares at me like it's the CEO of my day.
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I bought a box of cereal the other day that claimed to be "heart-healthy." I guess that means it's heart-healthy as long as you don't count the emotional trauma of realizing you're out of milk.
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I always read the nutritional information on cereal boxes, but I'm not sure what to make of the percentages. "15% daily fiber" sounds good until you realize that's 15% of the fiber you're supposed to eat in an entire day. I'm just trying to survive breakfast, not become a nutritionist.
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Why do they make the cereal box resealable? Do they think I have some supernatural power to resist finishing the entire box in one sitting? It's like putting a "pause" button on my lack of self-control.
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Cereal mascots are always so happy and energetic on the box. If my breakfast cereal had a mascot that accurately represented my mornings, it would be a character sitting on the couch in pajamas, staring blankly into the void.
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Have you ever noticed that the serving size on a cereal box is always so optimistic? "One cup" they say. I'm sorry, but if I wanted to eat a cup of cereal, I'd just get a soup bowl and call it a day.
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