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Why did the brat become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow up to be a little 'plant-demonium'!
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What did the brat say when asked about his favorite type of music? 'I'm into 'treble'!
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What do you call a tiny troublemaker in a bakery? A little sourdough brat!
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Why did the brat take a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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My little cousin asked me for a joke about vegetables. I said, 'Sure, what's a brat's favorite veggie? Tantrum-atoes!
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I told my nephew he should be more like a calendar. Why? Because it has 'days' without being a little brat!
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I took my kid to the grocery store, and he decided it was the perfect time to showcase his interpretive dance skills in the cereal aisle. I call it 'The Dance of the Sugar-Hyped Toddler.' The 'brat' stole the show and a box of cookies.
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I tried giving my kid a time-out once, and you know what he did? He turned it into his own personal spa retreat. I walked in, and there he was, lounging with a face mask, sipping juice like he's the CEO of Toddler Inc. That 'brat' knows how to turn punishment into pampering!
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I asked my kid what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said, 'A professional bedtime procrastinator.' Apparently, he's already got years of experience. That 'brat' can negotiate his way out of lights out like a lawyer!
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You ever try to reason with a toddler? It's like negotiating world peace with a tiny dictator. I told my kid, 'Eat your veggies,' and he responded with, 'How about a compromise? I'll eat one pea and we call it a day.' That 'brat' should join the United Nations.
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My kid has this magical ability to disappear just when it's time to clean up his toys. I call it 'Toddler Houdini.' One minute, he's there, and the next, poof! That 'brat' has a future in escape artistry, I tell you.
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I told my child that Santa only brings gifts to kids who behave. He looked at me and said, 'Santa needs a better PR agent.' That 'brat' has a point; Santa could use a little rebranding.
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My child's negotiating skills are so advanced; I'm considering sending him to handle international trade deals. Last night, he bargained for an extra bedtime story by threatening a toy strike. That 'brat' might be the key to world economic stability!
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I tried introducing my child to vegetables, and he looked at me like I handed him a plate of alien specimens. He said, 'No way, Mom. I'm on a strictly chicken nugget and gummy bear diet.' That 'brat' has a palate that could rival a Michelin-star critic.
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My kid asked for a pet, so I got him a goldfish. The next day, he came to me and said, 'Mom, Fluffy doesn't do much.' Fluffy? It's a fish! That 'brat' gave my fish an identity crisis.
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