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Why did the brain tumor become a chef? It wanted to stir up some 'mind-blowing' recipes! π³π€―
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Why did the brain tumor start a gardening club? It wanted to cultivate some 'brain flowers'! π·π±
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Why did the brain tumor apply for a job? It wanted to be the head of the company! π§ π
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Why did the brain tumor start a band? It wanted to create some 'neuro-music'! πΈπΆ
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Why did the brain tumor go to therapy? It needed some mental support! π€·ββοΈπ
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Why did the brain tumor start a podcast? It had a lot on its mind and wanted to share its thoughts! ποΈπ§
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Why did the brain tumor become a comedian? It had a knack for 'brain-teasers'! π€£π§©
New Perspective
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I told my friend about my brain tumor, and he goes, Well, at least now you have an excuse for forgetting my birthday! I'm like, Thanks, but I was hoping for a better reason, like forgetting your face.
Brainy Comeback
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Someone told me, With a brain tumor, you've got to stay strong! I said, I'm not just staying strong; I'm building a whole gym up here. Welcome to my brain's fitness center!
Brain vs. Tumor
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I tried negotiating with my brain tumor. I said, Look, we can coexist, but you get Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I get the weekends and Taco Tuesdays!
A Mind of Its Own
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People say, Stay positive! But with a brain tumor, it's like my brain's got its own subscription to pessimism. I swear it's reading the Worst Case Scenario magazine.
The Unexpected Journey
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You know, my doctor told me I have a brain tumor. I said, Doc, I've been trying to get into my head for years, but this is taking it a bit too literally!
Lightheaded
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My brain tumor and I are in a love-hate relationship. It loves taking up space in my head, and I hate that it doesn't pay rent!
Brain Freeze
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I told my niece about my brain tumor, and she said, Can you still think? I said, Of course! But now I think in 4D with occasional brain freezes.
Brainy Business
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Having a brain tumor is like having an uninvited guest that refuses to leave. It's like, Hey, make yourself comfortable, but don't touch the TV remote!
Tumor Humor
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You know you've got a weird sense of humor when you start making tumor jokes. But hey, laughter's the best medicine, right? After surgery, of course.
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