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Late-night texts from the boyfriend are a whole different ballgame. You ever get that text at 2 AM that just says, "WYD?" I'm like, "Dude, it's 2 AM. I'm sleeping! What are you doing?" It's like he thinks I'm up baking cookies or solving world hunger in the middle of the night. I need my beauty sleep, not a 2 AM status update.
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You ever notice how texting your boyfriend is like navigating a minefield? It's like, I get a text from him, and I'm thinking, "Okay, is this gonna be a sweet message or did he just accidentally send me his grocery list again?" I mean, how many times do I need to know that he's out of almond milk, seriously?
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Can we talk about auto-correct for a second? My boyfriend's phone seems to have a personal vendetta against our relationship. I'll send him a sweet message like, "Can't wait to see you," and it gets auto-corrected to, "Can't wait to shave you." Shave? Really, auto-correct? I'm not running a barbershop; I'm just trying to plan a date night!
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So, my boyfriend and I recently had this hilarious emoji miscommunication. I sent him a heart emoji, you know, to express love and all that jazz. And he replied with a thumbs up. A thumbs up?! I'm over here pouring my heart out, and he's giving me the digital equivalent of a high five. I was like, "Babe, do you need an emoji tutorial, or are you just emotionally challenged?
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