5 Jokes For Bounce

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 29 2024

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Trampoline Salesperson

Selling trampolines to people who have never heard of them before.
I sold a trampoline to a guy who thought it was a 'portable cloud.' He’s like, 'Does it come with a rain-check guarantee?'

Trampoline Repair Person

Dealing with bizarre trampoline damage.
People come to me like, 'My trampoline has trust issues.' I’m like, 'Did it find out you’re secretly seeing the diving board?'

Competitive Trampolinist

Dealing with unexpected distractions during a professional trampoline routine.
You haven’t experienced suspense until you're mid-flip on a trampoline, and a squirrel decides it’s a perfect moment for a staring contest.

Parent with a Trampoline

Setting rules for kids bouncing on the trampoline.
My kids treat the trampoline like a launchpad to a parallel universe. I’m just waiting for them to find Narnia back there!

Fitness Instructor

Encouraging people to exercise using a trampoline.
They say trampoline exercises are a great way to defy gravity. But honestly, I just want to convince my thighs that they're secretly superheroes.

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