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Joke Types
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What's a bot's favorite type of movie? A sci-fi, because it's all about their future programming!
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Why was the bot so good at playing hide and seek? It was excellent at finding hidden files!
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Why did the bot bring a ladder to the computer? It wanted to reach the next level of programming!
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Why did the bot break up with its algorithmic partner? It couldn't find the right formula for love!
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Why did the bot go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues in its root directory!
Botanical Intruders
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I bought a smart home, and now my house is filled with bots. My thermostat is arguing with my fridge, my vacuum cleaner is in a turf war with the microwave. It's like living in a sci-fi sitcom. I just want to yell, Hey, bots, can we all just get along? I promise not to unplug any of you if you stop conspiring against me.
Bot-iful Lies
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I asked my virtual assistant for some motivational quotes, and it responded, The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I'm thinking, Wow, that's deep. The wisdom of bots knows no bounds. Forget positivity; I'm adopting a rodent philosophy for success.
Bot Whisperer
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I tried teaching my robot dog some tricks. It learned how to fetch but insisted on using a USB stick instead of a ball. Now, I'm the guy at the park with a robotic canine, desperately trying to explain to other pet owners that it's not malfunctioning—it's just embracing the digital age.
Bot-ched Romance
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You ever try online dating? It's like trusting a robot to find your soulmate. I matched with a bot once. I thought I found love, turns out it was just algorithms playing matchmaker. I asked it, What's your sign? It replied, 404: Connection Not Found. Well, at least I know I'm not the only one experiencing errors in my love life.
Bot's Anatomy
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I asked my virtual assistant to tell me a joke, and it said, Why don't robots ever get lost? Because they always follow their circuits! I'm thinking, Nice one, bot. But can you also help me find my keys? I've been following my circuits for an hour, and they're still MIA.
Botter Late Than Never
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I told my smartwatch that I wanted to lose weight. Now, every time I go near the fridge, it gives me this judgmental look and says, Remember your fitness goals! I'm like, Come on, watch, give me a break. I'm just here for a midnight snack, not a TED Talk on healthy living.
Botter Safe Than Sorry
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I recently got a robo-vacuum, thinking it would make my life easier. It's like having a pet that's afraid of everything. It bumps into walls, gets stuck under the couch, and acts like my grandmother navigating through a virtual minefield. I've named it Botter Safe Than Sorry because, well, that's the only thing it seems to understand.
Bot-tom of the Barrel
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My phone's predictive text feature is like a comedy writer with no sense of humor. I tried to type I'm feeling fantastic, and it suggested I'm feeling bot-tom of the barrel. Thanks, phone, for turning my positive vibes into an existential crisis.
Bot's Day Out
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I heard about this new robot that can do stand-up comedy. I thought, Great, now even my job is getting outsourced to machines. So, I went to see it perform. The bot was killing it, and I'm sitting there thinking, I used to be the one making people laugh, now I'm just the outdated model in the audience, clapping like a malfunctioning seal.
Botter Safe Than Sorry 2.0
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I got a security bot for my home, and it's so overprotective. Every time I come in late, it interrogates me like a futuristic bouncer. Identification, please. State your business. I'm just here to binge-watch Netflix and eat ice cream, okay? Ease up, Robo-Rambo.
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