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Why did the border refuse to change its mind? It had a firm stance, even if it was a bit wobbly!
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Why did the scarecrow become a therapist for borders? He was outstanding in his field, especially with boundaries!
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I was going to tell you a joke about a border, but it's too fence-itive!
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Why did the tomato turn red at the border? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the computer go to therapy? It had trouble with its boundaries, always on the edge of crashing!
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Why did the borderline chef get an award? Because his cooking was on the edge of greatness!
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I wanted to make a joke about borders, but it was too risky. It might have crossed the line!
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I have a friend who's borderline obsessed with cleanliness. You know you're in trouble when they start rearranging the furniture during your poker night. I thought I was bluffing with a pair of aces, turns out, they were bluffing with a perfectly arranged living room.
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My colleague is borderline obsessed with office supplies. I asked for a pen once, and they handed me a 27-page contract outlining the terms and conditions of pen usage. I didn't realize borrowing a pen required a legal commitment.
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I tried dating someone borderline once. It was like being on a roller coaster, but instead of going up and down, it just went in circles of 'I love you' and 'I never want to see you again.' I started keeping a suitcase in my car, just in case I had to make a quick exit from the relationship.
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I've got a friend who's borderline obsessed with conspiracy theories. I told them I believe in a balanced diet, and suddenly, they're convinced that kale is a government plot to control our taste buds. I can't look at a salad the same way again.
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My neighbor is borderline paranoid about security. They have more cameras around their house than a Hollywood red carpet event. I sneezed loudly once, and the next day, I found a security footage review in my mailbox with the subject line 'Suspicious Sneeze Activity.' They take neighborhood watch to a whole new level.
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I have a borderline relationship with my alarm clock. Every morning, it's a battle of wills. I hit snooze, and it gives me that 'you're going to be late' glare. It's a love-hate relationship, where the alarm clock is winning every round.
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I tried to plan a road trip with a borderline navigator. We missed so many turns; I started to think we were on a scenic detour. They insisted the GPS was just a suggestion, and we were taking the 'path less traveled.' I call it the 'lost and found tour'—lost in directions, found in frustration.
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Living with a borderline cook is an adventure. They'll season your food with the precision of a bomb defusal expert. I asked for a pinch of salt, and suddenly we're in a full-on war with the pepper shaker. It's like dining in a culinary war zone.
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I once dated someone who was borderline addicted to social media. Every argument turned into a status update. We broke up, and the next thing I knew, our entire relationship was trending on Twitter. #FailedLoveStory.
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