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I went to a dance party for mathematical functions. It was a real sine wave!
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Why did the boogie board break up with the surfboard? It couldn't handle the commitment to one wave!
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Why did the disco ball go to therapy? It had too many issues with reflection!
Boogie Nights In My Living Room
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My neighbors complained about the noise coming from my place. Apparently, they could hear music and laughter all night. I told them, It's just me and my furniture having a boogie night in the living room. I've got the grooviest coffee table in town!
Boogie and the Bathroom Scale
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I tried to lose weight, you know? Got one of those fancy smart scales that gives you attitude. Stepped on it, and it said, One at a time, please. I told the scale, Listen, you may be smart, but I can still outsmart you by standing on one foot!
Boogie Woogie in the Boardroom
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I tried to lighten up a corporate meeting with some boogie woogie. Turns out, the only thing that got lighter was my job. They said my dance moves were a distraction. I thought I was bringing rhythm to the quarterly reports!
Boogie Nights at the Retirement Home
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You know you're getting old when the highlight of your week is the boogie night at the retirement home. I mean, we used to hit the clubs; now we just hit the walkers. It's not a dance floor, it's a hazard zone.
Boogie Boarding at the Buffet
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I tried to impress my date by taking her boogie boarding. Turns out, she meant surfing. So, there I was, trying to ride the waves on a boogie board, while she rode the wave of disappointment at the buffet table.
Boogie Man and Taxes
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I was so scared of the boogie man as a kid. Now, as an adult, the only thing I'm afraid of is the taxman. The boogie man just wanted to scare me; the taxman wants to take my money. I'd take a closet monster over an IRS agent any day.
Boogie Down with Technology
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My grandma is on TikTok. She said it's a great way to boogie down with the youth. I asked her how many followers she has, and she said, Well, your grandpa, your aunt, and the cat. But I'm going viral with my cat videos!
Boogie Shoes and Sneezes
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I bought new shoes for the dance floor. The salesperson said they were perfect for boogieing. Well, they were also perfect for attracting sneezes. Apparently, disco shoes and dust don't mix. Now I've got the most infectious dance moves in town.
Boogie Board Meetings
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I suggested having boogie board meetings at work to boost morale. Now, every Monday, we discuss sales projections while riding the waves of enthusiasm. It's great until someone spills coffee on the charts. That's when the real board meetings start!
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boyfriend
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My girlfriend said she wanted a man who can dance. So, I enrolled in a boogie-woogie dance class. Now she's got a boyfriend who can dance... straight into furniture. I call it the boogie woogie bugle boyfriend - he announces his entrance with a crash.
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