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You guys ever notice how Boba Fett is basically the Galactic Uber Eats of the Star Wars universe? I mean, seriously, the dude is always delivering someone somewhere. He's like, "Hey, I got your order for one smuggler in carbonite, extra crispy. Coming right up!" I bet his ship has a 4.9-star rating on the Death Star Yelp page. But you know, I wonder if he ever messes up an order. Like, "Sorry, Darth Vader, we accidentally delivered your pizza to the Rebel Alliance. Our bad!
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I bet Boba Fett has some interesting Yelp reviews. "Five stars: Boba delivered my frozen smuggler right on time, and he even brought extra blasters for protection. Great service!" But then there's that one guy who's never satisfied: "One star: Boba Fett lost my package in the Sarlacc pit. Not only did I not get my bounty, but I also had to deal with customer service, which is just a Mon Calamari reading a script. Would not recommend!
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Can you imagine what Boba Fett's job interview must have been like? I can see it now: "So, Boba, tell us about your previous work experience." And he's just there, helmet and all, trying to impress them. "Well, I've successfully captured the most wanted criminals in the galaxy, transported them across the stars, and never once lost a package. Oh, and I'm really good at shooting from jetpacks. By the way, do you guys have a casual Friday policy here, or is that not a thing in the Galactic Empire?
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Let's talk about Boba Fett's fashion sense for a moment. The guy wears Mandalorian armor that's both intimidating and stylish. But you know he's got to be practical too. I mean, have you ever tried going through airport security with a jetpack on? They treat you like you're trying to bring a Wookiee through customs. And what's with the cape? It's like he's saying, "I'm a deadly bounty hunter, but I also enjoy a good dramatic entrance. Watch my cape flow in the wind as I blast my way through the galaxy!
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