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The Clumsy Photographer
Taking sharp pictures in a blurry world
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My photography skills are so bad, I took a picture of a sunset, and now it's threatening to sue me for defamation. It said, "I don't look like that in real life. Do you even know what a horizon is?
The Near-Sighted Neighbor
Seeing the world through blurry glasses
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My optometrist asked if I had trouble seeing things up close. I said, "No, I have trouble seeing things far away, like my future. But who needs a clear vision of that anyway?
The Absent-Minded Scientist
Conducting precise experiments in a blurry lab
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My colleagues asked me to read the fine print on an important document. I handed it back and said, "Sorry, I can't read it. Blurry font is my kryptonite." They're still trying to figure out if I'm joking or just really bad at my job.
The Distracted Detective
Solving mysteries in a world that's always a little fuzzy
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I received a magnifying glass as a gift, thinking it would enhance my detective skills. Now, I can see the details of the crime scene, but everything is so close-up that I tripped over the body trying to examine a leaf. Detective fail.
The Forgetful Artist
Trying to paint a clear picture in a blurry memory
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I tried to recreate a beautiful landscape I saw on vacation. The problem is, my memory was on vacation too. Now, my painting looks like a cross between a mountain and a melting ice cream cone. I call it "Nature's Confusion.
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