7 Jokes For Blue Eye

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Updated on: Mar 13 2025

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My friend bet me $10 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta with my blue eyes!
Why did the blue eye get a promotion? It had a clear vision of success!
Why did the blue eye bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. The blue eye rolling at my puns agrees.
I asked my date with the blue eyes if she believes in love at first sight. She said, 'Of course, that's why I have two eyes!
What did the blue eye say to the camera? 'You really know how to capture my good side!
I told my boss I needed a raise because my blue eye sees the bigger picture. He gave me an eye-roll instead.

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