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How does a blonde order a beer? She lifts the bar and says, 'Can I have one of these, please?
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Why did the blonde bartender become a DJ? She knew how to spin the spirits!
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What did the blonde say when the barman told her they had a whiskey called 'Blonde Ambition'? 'Finally, a drink named after me!
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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
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How many blondes does it take to order a round of shots? Just one, but it might take a while to explain it!
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Why did the blonde refuse to play pool at the bar? She was afraid of the sharp objects!
Blonde Bar IQ Test
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I tried to impress a blonde at the bar by showing off my intelligence. I asked her if she knew the meaning of the word onomatopoeia. She replied, Is that a new shade of hair color? Well, at least I learned that I should stick to simpler words, like shampoo.
The Blonde Bar Chronicles
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You ever been to a blonde bar? Yeah, it's like a regular bar, but with more hair care products than an aisle at Walmart. I walked in and asked the bartender if they had a drink called The Brunette Buster. He just handed me a bottle of hair bleach.
Blondes and the Art of Confusion
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I went to a blonde bar, and they had a sign that said, Happy Hour: Where every hour is happy, but we're not quite sure why. I ordered a cocktail, and the bartender handed me a Sudoku puzzle. Apparently, solving it was the only way to get your drink.
Blonde Bar Geography
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I overheard two blondes at the bar arguing about geography. One said, I heard Alaska is an island. The other replied, No, it's just an ice cube floating next to Hawaii. Well, I guess the world map needs a touch-up with some hair dye.
Blonde Bar Mixology
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I asked the bartender for a classic cocktail, and she handed me a drink that looked like it had more colors than a Crayola box. I said, What's this? She replied, It's called the Rainbow Blonde – it's a mix of every drink we have. I think I tasted the entire color spectrum that night.
Blonde Bar Social Studies
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I tried striking up a conversation about current events with a blonde at the bar. She asked me, Is current events the new shade of nail polish? I guess the only headlines she follows are on the covers of fashion magazines.
Blonde Bar Exit Strategy
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As I was leaving the blonde bar, the bouncer handed me a map. Confused, I asked, Is this for the city? He chuckled and said, Nah, it's the quickest route to the nearest hair salon. We know priorities, my friend. It was the first bar I left with both a hangover and a hair makeover appointment.
Blonde Bar Mirror Maze
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The bar had this weird mirror maze near the entrance. I got lost for hours trying to find the bathroom. When I finally made it, a blonde girl looked at me and said, Congratulations, you've just completed the Blondes' Labyrinth. I felt like I won the golden comb.
Blonde Bar Specials
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The blonde bar had a unique special – for every drink you order, you get a free hair strand analysis. By the end of the night, I knew more about my DNA than I did about the person sitting next to me.
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